The pastor was talking about how the sheep see their Shepard and follow him, but goats are stubborn and when they see the Shepard they go the other way. He went on to say how the goats were the boys in school that bragged about their sexual conquests, partied, drank and cheated on tests.
My son leaned over and said, “I never cheated on tests.”
I replied, “Really? Of all the things on that list, that is the only thing you haven’t done?” I see I may need to do some preaching of my own once we get home.
Thankfully, Mike replies, “No, I’m just saying I never cheated.”
Okay I breathe again!!